Friday, January 16, 2009

June 15th is National Man Day

From the Facebook group -

This day is the day for all men to stand up and say, "Yes, I am a Man." And "Yes, I will step up and do manly things and whatever I want to do on this glorious day!"

Come, make history! Be a part of National Man day. Take the world by the throat and tell them it's ok to watch Rocky movies all day. Tell them it's fine if you sit in your favorite chair and scratch yourself. Tell them it's normal to go shoot stuff or blow something up. Why? Because YOU ARE A MAN!!!

You aren't some nancy that likes to frolic in the fields, unless it's a field of mines and you have an AK47 and a hand full of grenades... Then you really are a man!

Yes on this day, men across the nation will be saying, "Screw you salad bar, with your salad and light dressings!" Men will step up and say, "I'll take that 20 oz steak, and yes, I'll eat it all. Because I'm a man!"

I'm not asking you to throw some sissy party, or to go buy a new power tie because you're a man. All I'm asking you to do is step up live this day like a man would. Blow something up, shoot some animal, punch your buddy in the face for no reason, be a good father, play football and literally knock someone's head off... Do something manly. Be a man like God intended you to be...

Take this day and celebrate your manhood!

8 comments:

Seumas Macdonald said...

Yes, demolitions, shooting animals, and random acts of violence, all excellent paradigms of manhood

John H said...

Is June 15th Mark Driscoll's birthday or something? ;-)

This reminds me of the definition I once read of Father's Day: "That special day of the year when dad gets to put his feet up while mum does all the cooking and cleaning".

Ray said...

Well, they do say `you don't win friends with salad'...

Anita said...

Thanks for reminding me by means of contrast that it's OK for me to act feminine sometimes. ;)

Donners said...

Lol! This is so great!

Must remember to support my husband in expressing his manliness on this historic date!

I.e
"Wow, great work skinning that possum honey - skin another one while I slip into a warm apron to cook it for you"

geoffc said...

It's a good thing I don't base my manhood on things such as these.

Rico said...
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Rico said...

EVERYDAY IS MANS DAY!!!

Hunting seasons don't open till the fall, so I'll go fishing instead!!